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John Lee Birds Before Encore Part 2 photos now online

2007-07-09T18:56:00.000Z

The photos from Before Encore Part 2 are now online.

Glastonbury buzz

2007-06-12T18:08:00.000Z

Hey kids! Festival season starts big stylee this year with the KissMyPanties crew saddling up and getting down to the Big Brother of em all. Thats right, Glastonbury 2007 - oh my god, I'm so excited I think I just had an orgasm.

Anyways, as you know I don't do nuffink by halves, which is why I'm going to be there for a whole week godammit. Just to capture all the action all the time in the Lost Vagueness field and beyond!

Two things to note as a result for when I come back...

1 - there will be a lot of pictures
2 - I will smell a bit

thank you and goodnight

More photos more photos - its all too much sometimes

2007-06-06T07:36:00.000Z

It's been a rocking month boys and girls, I don't know whether I've been coming or going, but let me tell you, I've been doing a hell of a lot of both! Phew, me needs lie down now. So while I propping up my tootsies somewhere its your sworn solemn duty to check out my photos, yeah?

Hit it! with loads of sweaty action from Lucha Britannia and loads of sweet action from Aphrodisiacs - The House of Whoredom

Oh yeah, and if you haven't been to Lucha Britannia, you really should go (official web site here). Voted Number One Critics Choice in TimeOut, it really is a spanking good night and heck, if they WILL use one of my photos then it must be good. The next one is purported to be Friday 22nd June (this is unconfirmed at present so it may change), I won't be there as I'm off to Glasto (yay). If you're there say Hi, I'll be the one with the camera (duh!)

Mobile Clubbing photos now online

2007-04-25T13:46:00.000Z

Never say KissMyPanties doesn't take you to all the swankiest places, boys and girls! The photos from Mobile Clubbing at Victoria Station are now online.

Lucha Britannia photos now online

2007-04-06T14:25:00.000Z

The photos from Lucha Britannia at the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club are now online. See the pleasure, feel the pain.

Club Indulgence photos now online

2007-03-21T13:08:00.000Z

The photos from Club Indulgence are now online.

Lucha Britannia returns! Tonight!

2007-03-21T11:13:00.000Z

Hola bastards! You've seen my pics from the last one so you know whats going on. As they say, its gonna be well Mexico.

Lucha Britannia (and their myspace thingy)! This is the second match. Cutting edge underground British & Mexican Lucha Libre Wrestling with Dark Cabaret Siniestro & comedy right in the heart of London! With acts Dr Dopplepumptshaft (eating competition), Suppositori Spelling (outrageous trisexual), Lady Ane (fabulous fiery frolics) and Norma Guntz (and her celebrity tumour). It's all tonight (Wednesday, 21st March) so get the fuck on down. Arrive early or stand outside in the freezing cold (and it IS, isn't it). The choice is yours, my darlings.

Dress Code: retro, futuristic, show girls, lucha libre, militaria, ballroom, harlot, gentlemen, victoriana, tv, men-in-black, circus, fetish, avantgarde, cyberpunk, animal guise, vaudeville, ostentatious. 7pm, doors / 8pm, showtime! (open til 2am) / �15, �10 if dressed to impress! All at the redoubtable Bethnal Green Working Men's Cub [sic], 42-46 Pollard Row, London E2 6NB.

See ya.

The Real Dirty Dancing, BBC3 9pm

2007-03-20T19:27:00.000Z

Not having a TV is great, most of the time. Sometimes it sucks though, especially when my mate Carly phones up and tells me she's gonna be on BBC3 at 9pm tonight. From the BBC website...

The Real Dirty Dancing
Tue 20 Mar, 9:00 pm - 10:00 pm 60mins

"Burlesque is back and its bigger than ever before. From Hollywood to Glastonbury, cabaret-style striptease with humour, style, feathers and sequins, is enjoying an incredible revival!

Women from all walks of life are taking courses in burlesque striptease performance to become more sexy, more confident, and more of a real woman. At the forefront of the UK scene is founder of the London Academy of Burlesque, Jo King, who has a proven track record in teaching women to embrace their womanhood.

In this film, Jo attempts to transform a group of uptight burlesque virgins in search of sexual confidence, into a troupe of sexy striptease divas! The film charts their journey through burlesque boot-camp, to a spectacular final event at a top London cabaret venue, where the troupe must perform their first live performance.

Will Jo be able to teach them to be confident and sexy, or will their insecurities get the better of them? And can joining Jo's troupe really help these women achieve the sexual confidence they are so desperately in search of? Contains nudity."

So if you get a chance, watch it for me, and cheer for Carly (she's the really tall one).

avast there me hearties

2007-03-16T12:22:00.000Z

The good ship KissMyPanties.com with be docking at 9:30 bells this fine evening of Friday 16th March at the port of Shunt Lounge in the scum ridden pool of depravity that is London Bridge. Yarrrr - for my fine friends The Lost Pirates are spinning a tale of magic, mystery and murder on the high seas as the re-enact the terrible tale of Captain Porkbelly Vs The Dreaded Siamese Twins.

splice your browsers
prepare to dance

I had the misfortune to encounter these scurvy seadogs at the Big Chill and my Gods they're the finest crew that ever didn't sail.

Full Billing:
7pm - 8pm Games with Coney in The Long Corridor
8:30pm Innishfree. Docu. short about an independant music festival on a wee island off the west coast of Ireland.
Live music in The Passage Space
9.30 pm Les ruprettes
10.30pm Lost pirates
Dj from 11pm
Visuals throughout the evening by Chewie films

KissMyPanties.com endorses Shunt. Be fucking nice.

Club Indulgence free launch party

2007-03-08T14:17:00.000Z

Rarely do the words "party" and "free" pass me by without piquing my interest, and in this case consider my interest highly piqued!

It's all happening this Saturday at a rather nice central London location. Club Indulgence is a fetish night dedicated to the dancefloor, the people and the party. I was at the last Indulgence party and though I don't really do fetish nights, I had a fabulous time and so I definitely make the exception for these people...

Dress Code: No Effort No Entry. Fetish, showgirl, burlesque, glamour, couture or uniform.
Location: The Bear, 2 St. John Square, Clerkenwell, London. EC1M 4DE
Time: 10pm ? 2am
Price: Free! Save your money for drinks or stuffing down my knickers.

web it!

New slide show feature

2007-03-08T00:41:00.000Z

Hackedy hack hack and tippety tap tap - its new feature time at KissMyPanties.com. All photo galleries are now available as funky flash slideshows. Wowsers! As an example, see what I mean here, there's a link to each slide show from each photo gallery page... and back again.

Have fun!

Devine Burlesque Launch Party photos now online

2007-03-07T13:25:00.000Z

The photos from The Devine Burlesque Launch Party are now online.

Devine Burlesque party at Pacha

2007-03-01T18:07:00.000Z

I'm having a quiet weekend y'all. But thats no excuse not to have a fun filled Friday, so why don't you too! We're all nipping down to see Mooi Devine and the Devine Burlesque folk at Pascha (Terminus Place, Victoria. 10pm til 5am). They're having their biggest ever party so expect a whole hoard of performances (Hedy Heights, Miss Kitty Bang Bang, Red Sarah and many more) and glorious music from funky4love. Ah - better start getting my beauty sleep in right now!

More info on Mooi's myspace page

See ya.

The Valentines Day Massacre photos now online

2007-03-01T15:16:00.000Z

The photos from The Valentines Day Massacre at Lost Vagueness (Coronet, London) are now online.

Valentines ain't over yet honey, I've got some serious loving for ya this weekend

2007-02-16T13:22:00.000Z

Hello my darlings, did you all have a good Valentines? Well, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Because love it or loathe it, what better way to celebrate yet another retail marketing bonanza... errr... I mean culturally significant tradition, by dipping ones toes in the muddy waters where the Vague and the Lost paddle.

Geddit on with the Lost Vagueness and the Valentines Day Massacre at the Coronet, Elephant and Castle this fine weekend comprising Saturday the 17th February. From the curious hours of 10pm to 6am.

Whatcha gonna git? Here's a clipping plagaristically snitched off their site - Hey! I'm a celebrity/photographer, get me out of this word processor!

The main attraction will be the heretical Chapel, boasting Lost Vagueness's much-loved, warped non-religious shows, definitely not for the faint-hearted, or nuns. The fetish acts performed in The Chapel caused outrage at The Big Chill last year & are set to upstage themselves in demonic pestilence even more this year. Sermon includes colourful debauchery & unbridled insanity. Live weddings will also take place in a boxing ring during the night. Divorces & shotgun weddings available on request. If you fancy being abused, despised & maltreated, step into the anti-confessional Hate Booth where an irate Valentine's-loathing priest is on call to hear your confessions. And spit & rage at you from within.

The star attraction of the night will be the legendary Lucifire performing a 45 minute spectacular show incorporating the Firetusk Painproof Circus complete with plumes of fire, beds of nails, darts, body mauling and other gruesomely wonderful elements.

A multi-faceted mixture of intoxicating cabaret, life parody, a twisted version of circus and theatre as well as unusual live bands awaits you. The stylish cabaret band Rude Mechanicals will be playing, as will Flipron, playing their trademark "woozy bohemian pop massacre" (Daily Telegraph) musical melee of pop, rock, blues, swing, bluegrass & new wave. Headlining is much-lauded, alternative Ska/rock Brighton band Los Albertos who rocked Glastonbury (2005).

Intensify your gory, mutated make up & costumes by taking a trip into Lost Vagueness's on-site dressing up box, full of lavishly Valentinian costumes including Valentine ballgowns, naughty nuns' habits, Dirty Dog collars, blooming bride dresses & gruesome groom outfits.

Recreate those nostalgic school days, & prepare to be snogged by gorgeous clubbers as we attempt to break the world record, in the largest ever game of Kiss Chase. NB:tongues allowed.

Thats enough wordage - go buy tickets now

or read more at LostVagueness.com

or go make a cheese sandwich or something...

Horseplay and Lucha Britannia photos now online

2007-02-15T19:13:00.000Z

The photos from Horseplay at the Old Caledonian Banqueting Halls and Lucha Britannia at the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club are now online.

Giddy up darlings - a little Horseplay beckons

2007-02-02T01:42:00.000Z

Don't forget this Saturday for some fun and frolics in the yard with HorsePlay: An Equestrian Adventure, Caledonian Rd, N1. A night of equine delight to nuzzle the senses; Tack and Saddle Lounge, Grooming Room, The Royal Enclosure, Trophy Hall and The Winners Circle. Indulge your stable vices in an evening of unbridled horseplay. "Rhythm refers to the sequence of the footfalls, which should only include the pure walk, pure trot and pure canter." Performances from Empress Stah, The Laundrettas, Geneva Fluck, Ryan Styles, Russella and music from The Stamford Hill Gun Club and Gideon. Tickets �15

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Bueno!

Thursday is the new Saturday?

2007-01-23T13:44:00.000Z

Dontcha just hate it when two wonderful nights collide?

I've been looking forward to (fox)trotting along to The Beautiful And Damned for a while now, a chance to experience the timezone-jumping decadent disco curated by Dickon Edwards (9pm to 12.30am at The Boogaloo, 312 Archway Road, London N6 5AT). Dress code is timelessly stylish with a nod to the 1920s & 1930s all wrapped up with a blend of deviant disco, shadowy soul, parvenu pop, insouciant indie and easy listening for difficult children. And it's free!

Sounds delightful doesn't it?

But lo? What cometh on the VERY SAME NIGHT, but Lucha Britannia! This is the launch match of the tournament! Four hard core lucha wrestling match madness fused with Cabaret Siniestro! Sexy y Violencia! Enter the retro futureverse. It's the birth of a new manifesto, it's underground, it's mucho dangerous, it's mui caliente! Dress Code: retro, futuristic, show girls, lucha libre, militaria, ballroom, harlot, gentlemen, victoriana, tv, men-in-black, circus, fetish, avantgarde, cyberpunk, animal guise, vaudeville, ostentatious. 7pm, doors / 8pm, showtime! (open til 2am) / �12, �10 if dressed to impress! All at the redoubtable Bethnal Green Working Men's Cub [sic], 42-46 Pollard Row, London E2 6NB.

But Thursday? Thursday? Why Thursday? Damm you Gods of scheduling! Damm you.

The Apocalypse Gameshow

2007-01-12T13:05:00.000Z

Stuck for something this weekend? Well if you fancy some "going out" time, this devilish little number has the involvement of some friends and looks quite delicious, (in the meantime, I'll be hard at work on a new series of pictures on the Kitchen Vogue theme)...

For two nights only, you can test your skills of survival in a world gone crazy... Join your host, Dex Sinister, and the delightfully dishevelled Apocalettes as they guide you through a simulated obstacle course of possible apocalypses, in a show teetering between all-out bad taste and genuine concern. With a combination of luck and wits you may win the chance to be a protagonist, not merely an extra in this endgame of the world as we know it...

The Apocalypse Gameshow

Fri 12th and Sat 13th of January, Pleasance Theatre, London (nearest tube Caledonian Road). 7.30pm, �5 entry. Box Orifice: 0207 6091800

Be there or you'll never know if you'll survive. This is your trial run. With booze for all good participants.

Do you wanna ride the horse?

2007-01-08T06:55:00.000Z

I'm having a quiet January. God knows, after 2006, I feel like I deserve it. But after that would you care to join me for a bit of Horseplay? If so, then put the 3rd February into your diaries as a "night of equine delight to nuzzle the senses". All details on the website.

The Night of The Prince and The Pauper photos now online

2007-01-05T01:06:00.000Z

The photos from The Night of The Prince and The Pauper at Lost Vagueness (Coronet, London) are now online.

Prints of these photos can also be bought online here

photos photos photos PLUS a fabulous new years eve party

2006-12-22T23:19:00.000Z

yes yes yes kiddies. Its the Christmas season and yours truly with the camera has been a busy bee. So mucho photos for you all to enjoy. First up is the exclusive coverage of the Arts Council Xmas Party at a rather special central london location. Then theres the uber swankness of the Bloomsburys Ball to enjoy. All topped off with a fresh helping of hot new rock band Deathline.

Phew - I'm putting my feet up for Christmas now - but back in action for the Lost Vagueness New Years Eve Party: The Prince and The Pauper. Its going to be a super awesome night, and you know you want to!

Call Access All Areas for tickets on 0207 267 8320 or 0870 8505297 Monday to Wednesday 12pm - 7pm and Thursday to Saturday 12pm - 8pm.

Websites:
www.LostVagueness.com
Access All Areas
Lost Vagueness MySpace

Skandalous photos now online

2006-12-04T13:54:00.000Z

The photos from the Boomchukka Circus benefit night: Skandalous (Whitechapel Factory, London) are now online.

Lost Vagueness presents: The Prince and The Pauper New Years Ball

2006-11-30T11:05:00.000Z

Is your social life a void of gaping loneliness, your evenings spent aimlessly wandering from website to website, trapped in a never ending virtual fantasy? Fear not, KissMyPanties.com has the answer my sweet and lovely ones. Time to swtich that goddammed computer off, git urself all spruced up and shiny and out there for the biggest bestest party of the season. So give Access All Areas a call and whisper sweet nothings into their ears about how you would simply adore to attend The Lost Vagueness New Years Ball: The Prince and The Pauper this very 31st of December in the year of our Lord 2006.

Lost Vagueness, masters of provocative glamour and eccentric entertainment, will be hosting a hedonistic concoction of delights, as they present The Night of The Prince or the Pauper, weaving together a mixture of live bands and intoxicating cabaret at their London residency the Coronet, a hidden wonder in the urban metropolis at the Elephant and Castle.

"It may be history, it may only be legend, a tradition, it may have happened, it may not have happened. It may be that the wise and learned believed it in the old days; it may be that only the unlearned and the simple loved it. Will you be the pauper caught up in the pomp and folly of the Royal Court or the Prince wandering, wide-eyed, through this riotous assembly?"

One rule for the rich more rules for the poor, be prince or pauper, but be assured, there?s fun for all.

Confirmed acts include The Top Cats, The Fabulous Penetrators, The Fat 45, The Laundrettas and The Stamford Hill Gun Club, with many more hidden surprises and an orgy of live performances to come. Indeed, they?ve even decided to welcome the New Year somewhat vaguely - as midnight will be celebrated three times - midnight, 2:00 am and 4:00 am. What else would you expect?

But don?t even ask me to try and explain the ticket pricing, so instead give Access All Areas a call on 0207 267 8320 or 0870 8505297 Monday to Wednesday 12pm - 7pm and
Thursday to Saturday 12pm - 8pm. The sooner you book the cheaper it is!

Websites:
www.LostVagueness.com
Access All Areas
Lost Vagueness MySpace

Hip Hip and Skandalous! tonight

2006-11-17T10:27:00.000Z

Greetings stylish ones! If you didn't catch Mr Teds last night because you were having your hairs done (like me) then you get sloppy seconds tonight as he (+ others) is at the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club for their fantastico show night, Hip Hip, from Polly Cupcake and the Whoopee Club...

Full lineup...
The divine Mz Red Sarah, Serenity, all the way from 'up north' - Warren Speed, half man half goat - George Little, Miss Murray-Perry, Miss Honey Lulu and Mr Teds (but has he turned all Pussy on us?)

websites: Workers Playtime and Whoopee Club
Doors 8.30 pm, �8. get there early to get a seat. all fuck off home at 2am...OR...

...get yourselves down to Skandalous! Benefit night for Boomchucka Circus.

Roll up Roll up and run away with the circus... 10pm - 6am @ The Whitechapel Factory, 2a East Mount St, Opp whitechapel Tube, behind urban tiger bar. �5 - the lovely badgers from Roadkill Cabaret told me about this one. A night of strange creatures and live breaks, circus performance and filthy Drum n Bass. All profit from this event goes to Boomchucka, all artists are performing for free. Give!

Features:
Subsource Live
DJ Bedlam
Finetix
Boycey (Courier DJ's)
Aerial Performance Yogo
Eclipse Arts Live Visuals
Roadkill Cabaret featuring Ferret Pole Dancing
and random acts of lunacy

Boomchucka are off again in January to the middle east, to juggle and clown, wear silly makeup and generally try and entertain people affected by conflict. Please help them to buy more equipment. Donations of circus equipment also gratefully recieved! Give us your balls...

websites Boomchucka Circus and Electro Circus and the flyer