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The photos from Before Encore Part 2 are now online. posted 09 Jul 07

Hey kids! Festival season starts big stylee this year with the KissMyPanties crew saddling up and getting down to the Big Brother of em all. Thats right, Glastonbury 2007 - oh my god, I'm so excited I think I just had an orgasm.

Anyways, as you know I don't do nuffink by halves, which is why I'm going to be there for a whole week godammit. Just to capture all the action all the time in the Lost Vagueness field and beyond!

Two things to note as a result for when I come back...

1 - there will be a lot of pictures
2 - I will smell a bit

thank you and goodnight posted 12 Jun 07

It's been a rocking month boys and girls, I don't know whether I've been coming or going, but let me tell you, I've been doing a hell of a lot of both! Phew, me needs lie down now. So while I propping up my tootsies somewhere its your sworn solemn duty to check out my photos, yeah?

Hit it! with loads of sweaty action from Lucha Britannia and loads of sweet action from Aphrodisiacs - The House of Whoredom

Oh yeah, and if you haven't been to Lucha Britannia, you really should go (official web site here). Voted Number One Critics Choice in TimeOut, it really is a spanking good night and heck, if they WILL use one of my photos then it must be good. The next one is purported to be Friday 22nd June (this is unconfirmed at present so it may change), I won't be there as I'm off to Glasto (yay). If you're there say Hi, I'll be the one with the camera (duh!) posted 06 Jun 07

Never say KissMyPanties doesn't take you to all the swankiest places, boys and girls! The photos from Mobile Clubbing at Victoria Station are now online. posted 25 Apr 07

The photos from Lucha Britannia at the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club are now online. See the pleasure, feel the pain. posted 06 Apr 07

The photos from Club Indulgence are now online. posted 21 Mar 07

Hola bastards! You've seen my pics from the last one so you know whats going on. As they say, its gonna be well Mexico.

Lucha Britannia (and their myspace thingy)! This is the second match. Cutting edge underground British & Mexican Lucha Libre Wrestling with Dark Cabaret Siniestro & comedy right in the heart of London! With acts Dr Dopplepumptshaft (eating competition), Suppositori Spelling (outrageous trisexual), Lady Ane (fabulous fiery frolics) and Norma Guntz (and her celebrity tumour). It's all tonight (Wednesday, 21st March) so get the fuck on down. Arrive early or stand outside in the freezing cold (and it IS, isn't it). The choice is yours, my darlings.

Dress Code: retro, futuristic, show girls, lucha libre, militaria, ballroom, harlot, gentlemen, victoriana, tv, men-in-black, circus, fetish, avantgarde, cyberpunk, animal guise, vaudeville, ostentatious. 7pm, doors / 8pm, showtime! (open til 2am) / £15, £10 if dressed to impress! All at the redoubtable Bethnal Green Working Men's Cub [sic], 42-46 Pollard Row, London E2 6NB.

See ya. posted 21 Mar 07

Not having a TV is great, most of the time. Sometimes it sucks though, especially when my mate Carly phones up and tells me she's gonna be on BBC3 at 9pm tonight. From the BBC website...

The Real Dirty Dancing
Tue 20 Mar, 9:00 pm - 10:00 pm 60mins

"Burlesque is back and its bigger than ever before. From Hollywood to Glastonbury, cabaret-style striptease with humour, style, feathers and sequins, is enjoying an incredible revival!

Women from all walks of life are taking courses in burlesque striptease performance to become more sexy, more confident, and more of a real woman. At the forefront of the UK scene is founder of the London Academy of Burlesque, Jo King, who has a proven track record in teaching women to embrace their womanhood.

In this film, Jo attempts to transform a group of uptight burlesque virgins in search of sexual confidence, into a troupe of sexy striptease divas! The film charts their journey through burlesque boot-camp, to a spectacular final event at a top London cabaret venue, where the troupe must perform their first live performance.

Will Jo be able to teach them to be confident and sexy, or will their insecurities get the better of them? And can joining Jo's troupe really help these women achieve the sexual confidence they are so desperately in search of? Contains nudity."

So if you get a chance, watch it for me, and cheer for Carly (she's the really tall one). posted 20 Mar 07

The good ship KissMyPanties.com with be docking at 9:30 bells this fine evening of Friday 16th March at the port of Shunt Lounge in the scum ridden pool of depravity that is London Bridge. Yarrrr - for my fine friends The Lost Pirates are spinning a tale of magic, mystery and murder on the high seas as the re-enact the terrible tale of Captain Porkbelly Vs The Dreaded Siamese Twins.

splice your browsers
prepare to dance

I had the misfortune to encounter these scurvy seadogs at the Big Chill and my Gods they're the finest crew that ever didn't sail.

Full Billing:
7pm - 8pm Games with Coney in The Long Corridor
8:30pm Innishfree. Docu. short about an independant music festival on a wee island off the west coast of Ireland.
Live music in The Passage Space
9.30 pm Les ruprettes
10.30pm Lost pirates
Dj from 11pm
Visuals throughout the evening by Chewie films

KissMyPanties.com endorses Shunt. Be fucking nice. posted 16 Mar 07

Rarely do the words "party" and "free" pass me by without piquing my interest, and in this case consider my interest highly piqued!

It's all happening this Saturday at a rather nice central London location. Club Indulgence is a fetish night dedicated to the dancefloor, the people and the party. I was at the last Indulgence party and though I don't really do fetish nights, I had a fabulous time and so I definitely make the exception for these people...

Dress Code: No Effort No Entry. Fetish, showgirl, burlesque, glamour, couture or uniform.
Location: The Bear, 2 St. John Square, Clerkenwell, London. EC1M 4DE
Time: 10pm ? 2am
Price: Free! Save your money for drinks or stuffing down my knickers.

web it! posted 08 Mar 07

Hackedy hack hack and tippety tap tap - its new feature time at KissMyPanties.com. All photo galleries are now available as funky flash slideshows. Wowsers! As an example, see what I mean here, there's a link to each slide show from each photo gallery page... and back again.

Have fun! posted 08 Mar 07

The photos from The Devine Burlesque Launch Party are now online. posted 07 Mar 07

I'm having a quiet weekend y'all. But thats no excuse not to have a fun filled Friday, so why don't you too! We're all nipping down to see Mooi Devine and the Devine Burlesque folk at Pascha (Terminus Place, Victoria. 10pm til 5am). They're having their biggest ever party so expect a whole hoard of performances (Hedy Heights, Miss Kitty Bang Bang, Red Sarah and many more) and glorious music from funky4love. Ah - better start getting my beauty sleep in right now!

More info on Mooi's myspace page

See ya. posted 01 Mar 07

The photos from The Valentines Day Massacre at Lost Vagueness (Coronet, London) are now online. posted 01 Mar 07

Hello my darlings, did you all have a good Valentines? Well, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Because love it or loathe it, what better way to celebrate yet another retail marketing bonanza... errr... I mean culturally significant tradition, by dipping ones toes in the muddy waters where the Vague and the Lost paddle.

Geddit on with the Lost Vagueness and the Valentines Day Massacre at the Coronet, Elephant and Castle this fine weekend comprising Saturday the 17th February. From the curious hours of 10pm to 6am.

Whatcha gonna git? Here's a clipping plagaristically snitched off their site - Hey! I'm a celebrity/photographer, get me out of this word processor!

The main attraction will be the heretical Chapel, boasting Lost Vagueness's much-loved, warped non-religious shows, definitely not for the faint-hearted, or nuns. The fetish acts performed in The Chapel caused outrage at The Big Chill last year & are set to upstage themselves in demonic pestilence even more this year. Sermon includes colourful debauchery & unbridled insanity. Live weddings will also take place in a boxing ring during the night. Divorces & shotgun weddings available on request. If you fancy being abused, despised & maltreated, step into the anti-confessional Hate Booth where an irate Valentine's-loathing priest is on call to hear your confessions. And spit & rage at you from within.

The star attraction of the night will be the legendary Lucifire performing a 45 minute spectacular show incorporating the Firetusk Painproof Circus complete with plumes of fire, beds of nails, darts, body mauling and other gruesomely wonderful elements.

A multi-faceted mixture of intoxicating cabaret, life parody, a twisted version of circus and theatre as well as unusual live bands awaits you. The stylish cabaret band Rude Mechanicals will be playing, as will Flipron, playing their trademark "woozy bohemian pop massacre" (Daily Telegraph) musical melee of pop, rock, blues, swing, bluegrass & new wave. Headlining is much-lauded, alternative Ska/rock Brighton band Los Albertos who rocked Glastonbury (2005).

Intensify your gory, mutated make up & costumes by taking a trip into Lost Vagueness's on-site dressing up box, full of lavishly Valentinian costumes including Valentine ballgowns, naughty nuns' habits, Dirty Dog collars, blooming bride dresses & gruesome groom outfits.

Recreate those nostalgic school days, & prepare to be snogged by gorgeous clubbers as we attempt to break the world record, in the largest ever game of Kiss Chase. NB:tongues allowed.

Thats enough wordage - go buy tickets now

or read more at LostVagueness.com

or go make a cheese sandwich or something... posted 16 Feb 07

The photos from Horseplay at the Old Caledonian Banqueting Halls and Lucha Britannia at the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club are now online. posted 15 Feb 07

Don't forget this Saturday for some fun and frolics in the yard with HorsePlay: An Equestrian Adventure, Caledonian Rd, N1. A night of equine delight to nuzzle the senses; Tack and Saddle Lounge, Grooming Room, The Royal Enclosure, Trophy Hall and The Winners Circle. Indulge your stable vices in an evening of unbridled horseplay. "Rhythm refers to the sequence of the footfalls, which should only include the pure walk, pure trot and pure canter." Performances from Empress Stah, The Laundrettas, Geneva Fluck, Ryan Styles, Russella and music from The Stamford Hill Gun Club and Gideon. Tickets £15

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Bueno! posted 02 Feb 07